Diary of an (Ex?) WoW Addict

Why do shoes never appear on a Troll? Are feet are big yes, but so are Tauren's. Heck those space goats get shin guards on their ..feet um hooves. I mean we wear regular clothing, hats, all to go with that healthy mojo us Trolls have but shoes? Naw mon, we's too good for shoes. So however bad ass my new Boots of the Servant look, I'll never know. Then again I'm country, I love running around barefoot....bet all Trolls sneak their kicks off as soon as the raids back is turned. Hey at least we don't roll around without clothing....I'm looking at you druids. We know you guys streak when you shift forms (scary werewolves you are!).